Coop just barely stumbles under the light added weight of his cousin on his shoulders, and he rolls his eyes even as he spares a delighted laugh. "I'm going to tell your mom that you're not learning a damn thing here, you're just using me for my sweet pancake-making skills."

He bends his arms at the elbows to get a good grip behind her thighs and hauls her higher up his back before turning around and heading back toward the house. "And don't even talk to me about smelling like orgies, okay, you were considerably more dressed the last time I saw you and ninety percent of those clothes have clearly been left behind."

He pauses once he gets to the front door, fiddling with the knob before kicking it open and twisting his neck so he can shoot her a grin. "We're awesome."