"That's actually not a bad idea, at least the ones who decided the whole casual thing wasn't for them. Would make it way easier for me to remember who's who."

He's mostly joking but there aren't any shortage of people in this town that he's slept with, a fact for which he makes no apologies because he's always upfront about his motivations--sex, just sex, all the sex--and there are some people who can handle it, some who can't, and some who think they can but really can't but totally pretend that they can so it just gets messy in the end. He doesn't love that last one but he runs into those more often than not.

"I mean, who wouldn't want the Coop Special? I'm a total catch, market price only." He reaches for a pair of jeans that had been discarded somewhere between the hallway and the staircase and hops along toward the kitchen as he tugs them on, glancing over his shoulder at his cousin before nodding toward the stairs. "Get your ass in the shower, I'll have your stupid pancakes ready by the time you get back down here."