"Well, you shouldn't try to play with the big leagues if you're just going to back down over a little boar mating call." Keira replied, mock sighing as he backs away from her. Hands held out in apparent faux-offence. Holding out her own hand in warning, she looked at him sternly. "Do not laugh, if you laugh at my cat's name then I am going to do unspeakable things to your post."

Keira took a breath, looking at him sternly before muttering. "It's Mr. Tinkles. She's a lovely cat."