He narrows his eyes, biting down on the inside of his cheek because he's heard worse--The Sweet Queen Anniepants Kissieface, for one, a poodle he'd treated for excessive fur shedding, though it had turned out that she was actually pregnant with Sweet Princes and Princesses Anniepants Kissiefaces or however the fuck his client had insisted on referring to them as--but it really is just such a weirdly sweet name.
"Well. While I'd like to hear more about those unspeakable things, I wouldn't dare laugh at something your poor cat had no control over."
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He narrows his eyes, biting down on the inside of his cheek because he's heard worse--The Sweet Queen Anniepants Kissieface, for one, a poodle he'd treated for excessive fur shedding, though it had turned out that she was actually pregnant with Sweet Princes and Princesses Anniepants Kissiefaces or however the fuck his client had insisted on referring to them as--but it really is just such a weirdly sweet name.
"Well. While I'd like to hear more about those unspeakable things, I wouldn't dare laugh at something your poor cat had no control over."