"You make it sound like it's something I had any control over. Do you have sisters? Do you know how hard it is to turn down someone going let's call our cat Mr. Tinkles?" Keira replied, giving him a look that almost dared him to laugh at her damn cat's name. "And we can't speak about the unspeakable things. They're unspeakable and they'd probably knock your socks off, if you were wearing any."