"I would argue that it's because of my irresistible charm and dashing good looks, but I guess the whole thing where I actually do love animals in a non-bullshitty way helps, too. It's the part where I come off as perfect for settling down that sucks ass."

It's really not that much of a problem, but he's had more parterns who'd thought they could change him, thought they could save the wild one, and it's not so much that he's afraid of committment; he's just not interested in being left another goddamn note.

"You disgust me. But okay, I'll do it."