phone post

[coopdetat]

Personal:

Yo, this is Coop, leave a message.


Business:

You've reached the office of Shea Cooper, I'm unavailable to take any calls at this time. Please leave a name and best contact number along with your reason for calling, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

Comments

[lesparker]

[TXT] I heard you have a cute blonde working in your office now. I've been looking for a new vet. But I prefer vets that like dogs.

[owenphillips]

[BACK DATED TO SOME TIME A COUPLE OF WEEKS BACK]

[TEXT] You'll never guess who I saw at the docks today. [/TEXT]
[TEXT] Ok. I'm too excited to wait for you to guess. It's Chris Scott! :D [/TEXT]
[TEXT] As in high school football team mate Chris. But he's back in Siren Cove for a bit. [/TEXT]

[coopdetat]

[text 1]

You're shit outta luck then, my friend, I DO NOT get along with dogs...

[text 2]

[coopdetat]

THREESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME! :D :D :D :D

[lesparker]

[TXT] Is that my shirt?

[alfiehaywood]

The idea is in my mind now. I hope you know that.

[coopdetat]

That why it feels a little small?

[coopdetat]

My work here is done.

[owenphillips]

In all seriousness though, I look forward to see how it goes.

[lesparker]

Yeah. Your man pecs are stretching it out.

[coopdetat]

When you get it back, you can swim in my musk.

[lesparker]

Really? You're not even going to return it to me clean?

[coopdetat]

I thought you liked it when I get dirty.

[lesparker]

I say a lot of things when I'm drunk man.

[coopdetat]

You should get drunk with me more often, we can do more than just talk.

[owenphillips]

[TEXT] Have fun with the puppy drive! I'd visit, but we both know I can't resist the cute faces. [/TEXT]

*Two mins later*

[TEXT] Of the puppies of course. [/TEXT]

[coopdetat]

[text 1]
Puppies, my ass.

[text 2]
Which is also available for your viewing pleasure at any time, just for the record.

[owenphillips]

[TEXT] Like you never send me pictures of your bubble butt. [/TEXT]

[coopdetat]

I have yet to hear you complain about getting pictures of my bubble but.

(Post-dated to early Saturday, 11/15)

[starsfallen]

[TXT] Hey Coop, it's Corry
[TXT] Have heard from Les lately?
[TXT] I don't want to worry you, but... could you just let me know if you do?

Re: (Post-dated to early Saturday, 11/15)

[coopdetat]

[text 1]

Y'know, you're supposed to LOOSEN the collar on your pets so they can breathe a little easier.

[text 2]

In all seriousness, it's been a couple days. What's wrong?

Re: (Post-dated to early Saturday, 11/15)

[starsfallen]

[TXT] Les has been missing since Friday. So are others
[TXT] Val Jung, a Kim and a Kat that I don't know, maybe more
[TXT] No one knows anything

[callmeemily]

[TXT] i'll explain how later but i sort of

[TXT] so i magically made a puppy and idk what to do

[TXT] are you busy tonight? i'm having a really weird

everything

right now

[coopdetat]

[text]

color me confused but come over whenever you want, i'll be here

[callmeemily]

[txt] k i'll be over in a little bit

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