phone post

[coopdetat]

Personal:

Yo, this is Coop, leave a message.


Business:

You've reached the office of Shea Cooper, I'm unavailable to take any calls at this time. Please leave a name and best contact number along with your reason for calling, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

Comments

[lesparker]

[TXT] I heard you have a cute blonde working in your office now. I've been looking for a new vet. But I prefer vets that like dogs.

[coopdetat]

[text 1]

You're shit outta luck then, my friend, I DO NOT get along with dogs...

[text 2]

[owenphillips]

[BACK DATED TO SOME TIME A COUPLE OF WEEKS BACK]

[TEXT] You'll never guess who I saw at the docks today. [/TEXT]
[TEXT] Ok. I'm too excited to wait for you to guess. It's Chris Scott! :D [/TEXT]
[TEXT] As in high school football team mate Chris. But he's back in Siren Cove for a bit. [/TEXT]

[coopdetat]

THREESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME! :D :D :D :D

[owenphillips]

[TEXT] Have fun with the puppy drive! I'd visit, but we both know I can't resist the cute faces. [/TEXT]

*Two mins later*

[TEXT] Of the puppies of course. [/TEXT]

[coopdetat]

[text 1]
Puppies, my ass.

[text 2]
Which is also available for your viewing pleasure at any time, just for the record.

(Post-dated to early Saturday, 11/15)

[starsfallen]

[TXT] Hey Coop, it's Corry
[TXT] Have heard from Les lately?
[TXT] I don't want to worry you, but... could you just let me know if you do?

Re: (Post-dated to early Saturday, 11/15)

[coopdetat]

[text 1]

Y'know, you're supposed to LOOSEN the collar on your pets so they can breathe a little easier.

[text 2]

In all seriousness, it's been a couple days. What's wrong?

[callmeemily]

[TXT] i'll explain how later but i sort of

[TXT] so i magically made a puppy and idk what to do

[TXT] are you busy tonight? i'm having a really weird

everything

right now

[coopdetat]

[text]

color me confused but come over whenever you want, i'll be here

[callmeemily]

[text]

you, me, coffee, chat? shouldn't take long, lmk when :)

[davin]

[txt] hey, high douche of the warlocks, stop pouting. no one is mad at you.

[coopdetat]

got a black eye that might say different

TXT

[callmeemily]

is there a search party? or anywhere that I can look or anything

Re: TXT

[coopdetat]

Cops have been informed, Joel tried locator spells but none of them worked. Think there's a block on the magic, wherever they are, but I have an idea that might help.

We'll get them back, I swear.

txt

[davin]

just wanted to say thanks for all you did. i appreciate it more than you know.

Re: txt

[coopdetat]

hey i'm just glad you're okay. or, y'know, getting there.

you getting there?

TXT

[lesparker]

Hey man! Corry's talked me into this Comic thing this weekend. You come too and entertain me.

Re: TXT

[coopdetat]

how could I say not to a request like that

[just_another]

[txt] I don't know if you've seen Raleigh lately, but something is wrong. Just read her aura and it's not right. Can't figure out where to go from here.

[coopdetat]

You're not the only one who's noticed. Not the aura part, obv. No clue what the hell is actually going on but what'd you see? Dangerous?

txt

[callmeemily]

we should probably talk, if you want to.

also, I'm sorry. and thank you.

Re: txt

[coopdetat]

yeah, okay. just let me know time and place.

[Text]

[weatherornot]

Hey. I'm glad I got to know what an awesome guy you are and that my being a slut is totally genetic on the Cooper side.

And thanks for letting me crash at your place. Love you, you dork.

Re: [Text]

[coopdetat]

[text 1]

Why the hell does this sound like a goodbye???

[text 2]

ANSWER YOUR GODDAMN TEXTS.

[text 3]

I love you, too.

[davin]

hey, i just wanted to check in. any word on gen?

i'm here for you if you need anything.